ABC Compliment

One of my former teachers (and friend) posted this on Facebook. It was too funny not to share!

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks, "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about 'I, J, K'?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding ." His eye is still swollen, but it will get better...